Here we are, the first bios for the BBS Brawl game coming soon

Written by me. After taking notes from some of you (faggots), of course.

Coming soon are pictures and fight songs for them.

ChrisLovejoy
A slightly awkward individual, there's more to him than meets the eye -- he is one of HayBayBee's newest recruits for the White Knights, and as such is always there to save the day. One could say he is the antithesis to Ptero -- both are intelligent and strong, but come from opposite ends of the spectrum and have clashed more than once. With the land turned to rubble, Chris begins his quest to guide HayBayBee to the throne of Newgrounds as he promised. But is there an ulterior motive for this gentleman? Is this perhaps a ruse, a trick so that he may gain power as Newgrounds' top dog?

Ptero
Hatched from a strange egg, this half-human half-pterodactyl was found off the coast of the Audio Portal by a baaad crowd who accepted Ptero as-is, raising him as a brother. Mocking and pwning those lesser than him with his superior dino-knowledge, Ptero was satisfied with life. But he soon guessed that there were bigger things going on in the world, so he finally chose to pwn his bros just as the world around him crumbled to dust. Now one of the few left on Newgrounds, he takes delight in knowing that he could well be king of the Portal... if some stupid people don't get in his way.

Twilight
This kid, hated by many, came straight out of the Twilight Zone, which is why no one seems to question how he got here or why he sparkles in broad daylight. One day while roaming the class-rooms, a man named Poozy discovered Twilight as a young offender who managed to escape the mods. Naturally, Poozy brought him up like his own son... til he got bored and kicked him out. But Twilight's a loner; he likes he that way. Which is why he's pretty pissed off -- there's still too many people. Lucky him though, he's allowed to kill them now... perfect.

Jedi-Master
Like the heroes of his favorite stories, this man is in fact a Jedi Knight, lightsaber and all. Although powerful and wise, he IS a tad on the strange side -- clothed in high pants and a table cloth slung over his shoulder, his face cloaked with shadow. He often spends his free time asking Twilight for advice on how to deal with such terrible clothing, often with no reponse. With the entireity of Newgrounds gone, the land needs a new king. A teacher, one who can protect its people from ever experiencing this disaster again. Who better than one of the noble, the few -- the Jedi?

Firewolf
You may be thinking, who in the world is this wolf surrounded in flames? Is he perhaps the unsung hero of this epic tale? A victim of its harsh lands and dasterdly villains? Or maybe just a moron with an unwarranted sense of self-importance? Truth be told he might be all three. as this guy isn't as defenseless as some people claim him to be -- not when he's sucking up to the Mod Squad every moment he can. But with almost no mods left after the disaster, he'll have to learn to fend for himself -- especially from the likes of Ptero, who long ago fell into a bad crowd. But he's up to it.

Gagsy
Whether you love or hate her, one cannot deny the power of Gagsy's thoughts. She COULD pwn the living crap out of you... but she'd rather destroy you with the integrity of her words, the strength of her mind. And what a mighty weapon it is -- guess why so many men are after her hand, or why many others believe her to be a man. When Newgrounds was invaded, Gagsy chose to fight back, pwning noob after noob. When the invasion ceased, she was disturbed to find the land she loved, gone. With a resolution to fix what she hath broke, she fights on to become Queen of the Portal!

Bahamut
The mighty purple dragon. Long ago this creature came to Newgrounds, keen on helping those in need. His efforts over the years were finally seen by the higher-ups, and he was finally given the power he deserved... but hey! At least he's not cocky about it. Before long, the land had fallen into chaos, and there was nothing he could do to save it. Nonetheless, he swore an oath -- to protect the land and all who inhabit it, to keep it safe by any means necessary. And though he knows he may be corrupted by its power, he promises to win the crown of the Portal and return it to order.

MuyBurrito
The most beloved stereotype Newgrounds has to offer (besides Luis). MuyBurrito is most famous for... being just himself, man. He's been here forever and enjoys long walks way too much, travelling back and forth to and from Newgrounds. He'll be gone forever, but then suddenly come back home in time to spread the joy and have some fun. Last time he left us, though, everything started to change. And when he came back, he didn't like it, not one bit. Wanting to keep the good times going, he decides to do what everyone else is doing -- fight.

HayBayBee
A superstar of FABULOUS proportions and always wearing a smile, HayBayBee is the mistress of fame. Or is she? She flashes her "elegant" style, her "undeniable" class so often that many began to question the truth of her words. And sure enough, some meanie-head found some innapropriate (whored-up) photos of her on the Internet, crushing her fame to dust. But that doesn't stop her -- nor does it stop her White Knights, always determined to protect her. No wonder she had no clue that Newgrounds was invaded -- they do their job well! But she's ready to fight, either way.