"Throwing a surprise party for Jesus today. Been hiding behind this couch for hours." ~ Sarah Silverman, via Twitter. Much LOL.

So Christmas came and gone. I'm shocked I wasn't exhausted. Not even close! Just... cramped from riding 12 hours worth in a tiny car, unable to stretch out or anything, in just 2 days. The kids sharing the back seat made the final 3 hours particularly painful. I still have to get my best friend her gift.

Anyway, all that I got:

Gift cards (Incluing $65 in iTunes, $15 of which I spent)
Clothes
An optical illusion book
A new wallet
Some random car stuff
Observe & Report (it was okay, I'd rather watch Kick-Ass though)
THE REST OF MY CAR PAID OFF, HOLY SHIT

That last one is cool. That's $400, and I would have had to pay until April or May to finish it. Now I can focus (hahaha, me? Focus?) on getting it tuned up so I can visit Memphis more often. You know, with my friends. Whom I love.

FFRRIIEENNDDSS.

I do wish I could get a new laptop. Or a new iPod. One's broken, the other's full. But one thing at a time, man.

Okay, so another reason I'm making this news post is to share news. Derp.

I recorded 2 songs in a day. They both suck. I need a metronome. Oh well. Here's 1 and here's 2.

I've decided for the game that I'mma have but one more set of characters (Oolaph convinced me -- the irony? He's not in the game now. Whatta bitch!). "Classics." Expect your lists soon.

I'mma write some stuff, and record some stuff, and do some stuff. I dunno which will be first.

Ooh, actually -- I hope to collaborate with a cool guy for a remix of his remix. Expect news soon!

And... well, I hope to finish this Green Day review. Or these lyrics. Or do something about Death Cab like I promised myself. FFFF.

I don't even know why you're still reading. I'm just going to post the songs I bought with my iTunes cards, since I have a wish-list of songs I had to get down.

1. Queen -- "Bohemian Rhapsody" (if this hadn't been first, I'd never get respect again)
2. Harper Blynn -- "Loneliest Generation"
3. Nellie McKay -- "Cupcake"
4. For This Cycle -- "For What It's Worth"
5. Kidz Bop Kids -- "Here Comes the Sun" (don't even)
6. Gym Class Heroes -- "Peace Sign / Index Down (feat. Busta Rhymes)"
7. Vita Chambers -- "Like Boom"
8. Madonna -- "Music"
9. The Beatles -- "Birthday" (I KNOW, JUST DON'T EVEN)
10. Group 1 Crew -- "Breakdown"
11. The Wet Spots -- "Do You Take It?"
12. Ahmir -- "Mine"
13. Meaghan Smith -- "Take Me Dancing"

All of those songs I recommend to even the most *insert witty, derogative insult here*. Good to add variety.

WAIT BEFORE YOU GO I CHANGE MY USERNAME TO "HOLTER"? HOW ABOUT "CLENCHEDVAGINA"? THAT FIRST ONE IS SERIOUS -- THE SECOND, IF YOU CAN BRIBE ME