I just saw the saddest most tasteless picture ever.

Also, news. I recorded 4 of my planned 6 songs for my EP.

But you don't care.

You know all those bios I wrote?

FUCK ME

I'mma reduce it down to 11 characters, minus bosses and possible updates.

Suck up to see who makes it.

Also, new bios (no one really helped, and for those that did I love you) that may or may not be included. See two lines above.

-TehSlapHappy
Everything about TehSlapHappy is LOUD. His voice, his appearance, and most of all his trademark techniques: slapping, slapping, and slapping. He rather enjoys fraternizing with the Stickam Brigade and making hip-hop music (he's black) with his good friend Twilight. Like Twilight, people either hate Slap or they don't -- there's no inbetween. This is why he and the mod Timmy switched places, to fix Slap's reputation. Too bad he's since disappeared after the invasion. Now Slap's got more problems than he can shake his beard at... whoops.

-MoriChax
MoriChax was once a quiet sweatshop worker forced at a young age to make soul-stealing plush dolls as a part of an evil corporation's plan to destroy Newgrounds. Years later, MoriChax finally used her intelligence to outwit her captors and steal their souls, giving her a beautiful and youthful appearance. Finally free from slavery, she continued making dolls for display in the mighty halls of Newgrounds. Unknown to most, her dolls continue to feed others' souls to MoriChax. She no longer pays attention to the troubles of the world -- only her quest for eternal youth.

-Mechabloby
A close friend of Gagsy, Mechabloby is hidden in plain sight. He's experimented in various forms of media and despite his success, no one knows *who he is.* But nothing could deter this good-humored gentleman... until the influx. Everyone has a breaking point, and this was his. He raged and scraped and fought for hours, for no one could beat his mystical powers. Wait, mystical powers? Without warning, he found himself heeding the call of the tourney. Why not? It perfect to let out this sudden new rage. Maybe he could even make a documentary about it... and a song.

-Denvish
An ex-Mod who many years ago left Newgrounds to seek enlightenment. His quest was a success, and in following ancient traditions, both his hands were given a eyes in between the indes finger and thumb. Weird, but okay. Denvish became one of the most powerful in all the land, protecting those who were unable to themselves. But upon his return to Newgrounds, he could not believe that all he saw was ruined. Hands (and hand-eyes) clenched, he swore to find out what happened. And the only place that possibly knew? Fulp Tower.

-bigbadron
Just call him Ron for short. He's a ole' toughie who's been around since Tom was "just some dumb kid" with a dream. This experience was enough to hand him the mighty ban-hammer wielded by the Mod Squad, which he used often and harshly. Soon, his wrath drew ire from the higher ups, and he was de-modded in place of a man named Poozy (who many consider Ron's equal in terms of fear spreading). But Ron didn't like it. He wasn't about to do something evil and crazy though. He's just waiting for the right opportunity to regain his power... like now.