Oh Good God
There are some pretty bad things on Newgrounds -- some epically horrible things -- but this takes the cake.
It isn't meant to be bad, like "B." It wasn't made for a laugh. No, what makes this "game" so bad is that you didn't even try, yet you expect people to be kind to it. You say it's your first game, but to still take it seriously. I mean, is it even a game? Did you ever test it out? Was it worth the 2 minutes you took to make it?
No sir, I refuse to waste any more of our time. Please, next time you make a game... just don't, please.