TL;DR? I'm a total faggot who basically has some spare time and a huge imagination. That's the gist of it.

In case you were wondering (psst, you weren't), I've been going to some of our most well-known users on the BBS (some of them respected, others... not so much). I am planning a game, a fighting game. Made about the BBS. Mmm, tasty.

Now I have to admit, because how huge this project is even just on paper, there is a possibility it will be nothing more than that. An idea.

But how fun this idea is/was.

...Also, yeah my last news posts lied. No music discussions today. Fuck off.

Back on topic. Uh, I've asked a butt-load of people to possibly contribute ideas for their characters in this game.

Also, fucking fuckers. Changing your usernames. I hate you.

But I've got responses, I've got some I haven't asked, some who aren't interested but because I'm a douche I'mma put them in anyway. I think it's about time to let you know about the game (which lacks a logo -- HURRY SOMEONE, DO SOMETHING).

The (vague) plot: It has finally happened. The Portal is no more. Tom Fulp, the creator and King of Newgrounds, chose to make this world better for tourists, a desperate attempt to stabilize its economy. No longer were we to be the problems of the future, today! No. We would be everything, by everyone!

That was a bad idea.

It started small -- a troll or two, maybe a noob ignorant to the rules, easily wiped away from existence. But they multiplied quickly, and one day they all just snapped. The mighty Tom Fulp (and his dastardly beard) was no more. The Mod Squad, greatest in all the land, were for the most part dispatched, broken like toothpicks. Even Wade Fulp, mocked as Wadolf by those who felt strongly against him, was crippled by the influx.

But just as suddenly as they came, they too were gone. Was it perhaps the trolls' desire, an insatiable lust for trolling, that lead to their self-destruction? Did they perhaps leave to feed on other lands? Was it somehow Wade's doing, his final strike the one to end both sides? No matter the reason, they were gone, and only a handful of survivors were left.

The once mighty Wade looked down upon the land, nothing left but rubble and ruin. He himself had little to live for, his family gone and his own body weary and broken. But his love for this formerly great land was too much. He had to do something. It needed... a new king.

An idea suddenly struck him. Newgrounds would have itself a new king. He called out to those last few, that handful of warriors. All would fight. Most would die. But whoever were to live would be granted the power to rebuild Newgrounds in his or her own image.

Eternal glory and ultimate power... let the brawl begin.

See? Gay, right?

Just kidding. You're excited now. Tee hee <3 So here's the character list. Who do you think should be added to it? Removed? Come on, let's do this.

Characters (SO FAR)
Ericho
Jackdabomb
AtomicD00M
MisterWonderful
Rude-Awakening
AlphaCentauri
ChillAsIce
The-Great-One
Ptero
GoryBlizzard
hiddeninthecrowd
RacistBassist
IncendiaryProduction
Ragnarokia
RubberTrucky
InsertFunnyUserName
ChrisLovejoy
Jawdyn
sumidiotdude
Chdonga
Piss
wreckages
Cootie
WeHaveFreshCookies
JoeMation
FireWolf
Jedi-Master
Urban-Champion
HayBayBee
Gagsy
Twilight
Blaze Heatnix
EclecticEnnui
Shabbo
DumbassDude
Boss
Alaska
Scarface
Oliver
PowerRangerYELLOW
Scarab
XenonMonkey
tarahloveshentai
ryanson209
FBIpolux
Bahamut
BaronVonBadGuy
Grimfenix
NoxDexus
MuyBurrito
WaterShake
Pimp
Stereocrisis
Drake
Toez
iateamexican
Cordyceps
Grammar-Nazi
EpicFail
TehSlapHappy
Timmy
JohnnyDamon
EyeLovePoozy
vanilla-guerilla
Sekhem
EJR
Strength
CapnCrunchDaPimp
RobJohnson
Makakaov
Ronald-McDonald-Lol
Lintire
NEVR
TheSporkLord
FatKidWithAJetPack
Irrelephant
Prometheus13
Oolaph
DM692
Jolly
giveupyourwaffles
MerceratorMap
GenocidalTendancies
Coop5245
AgroNurse

Lmao

Also, I interviewed matt-likes-swords. When I get off my ass I'll put it up.

I been writing some songs (you know the songs I "write").

And listening to Death Cab for Cutie. I think they'll be the subject of a news post... or a video. Soon.

But you know what? The main focus is the link.

^^ Lmao.

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Also, three things.

I want to make another song. Should I?

I want to interview matt-likes-swords. Should I?

I wanna make a video about 2004 albums. Should I?

I made a video.
Here's the playlist for those who didn't want to wait 10 minutes.

Boris Pickett -- "Monster Mash"
Warren Zevon -- "Werewolves of London"
John Carpenter -- Halloween Theme
Siouxsie & the Banshees -- "Halloween"
The Diamonds -- "Batman, Wolfman, Frankenstein and Dracula"
Screamin' Jay Hawkins -- "Alligator Wine"
Blue Oyster Cult -- "(Don't Fear) the Reaper"
Creedence Clearwater Revival -- "Bad Moon Rising"
Marilyn Manson -- "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"
Rob Zombie -- "Living Dead Girl"
Jonathan Richman -- "Vampire Girl"
Sha Na Na -- "Witch Doctor"
Oingo Boingo -- "Dead Man's Party"
Siouxsie & the Banshees -- "Spellbound"
The Who -- "Boris the Spider"
Santana -- "Black Magic Woman"
Michael Jackson -- "Thriller"

Your thoughts?

Also, I'm dressed as a pirate. Yummy. Want pics?

So I asked a bunch of people what music they thought of when they think of me.

And this is a list of all that shit. Some I thought about, and am intrigued by. Others I lol'd at.

SO WHAT MUSIC DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU THINK OF ME.

List of all that shit
Guns N' Roses -- "Sweet Child O'Mine" (a song I did at a talent show)
AC/DC
Travie McCoy
Mika
Beyonce
Black Eyed Peas
Random techno
The Fall of Troy -- "F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X."
Dave Matthews
Rihanna -- "Umbrella" (my signature song)
Happy hardcore emo
Indie rock
Franz Ferdinand
Rock n' roll
S'pose -- "I'm Awesome" (just the "I'm awesome" bit, not anything else)
Japanese music
Lily Allen
Boys Like Girls
OK Go
"The annoying kind"
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Ben Lee -- "I Love Pop Music"
Barenaked Ladies
Songs to Wear Pants To -- "I Love You More Than Bunnies"
Dir en Gray
Country music
Soft rock
Emo-pop

Guys.

It's 2010, almost 2011

So like, who's relevant in the "music" industry?

If I wanted to make a mixtape or a soundtrack or something, who MUST I included (music releases from '09 and '10 only)?

Lady Gaga is relevant.

Justin Bieber... bleh?

Uh, Muse?

Anyone ELSE?!?

Hello whoever the fuck reads this shit. I am so happy.

Firstly, look at my pretty banner. It's so pretty. Chrislovejoy made that shit. He wants me. I can tell. I thank SteelChair for trying their best, though!

Secondly. All sorts of stuff.

Apparently, according to AcetheSuperVillain, Ptero and me and some other guy will star in a video game. I can't wait.

Oh, I did some songs. 2 of them are real high in the pop charts here on the Audio Portal. I'm cheating to keep the 3rd (worst) song alive. (That means I'm winning). Check the best one here.

I also did an interview: Megami33, creator, writer, editor, and star in Sailor Moon Abridged.

I'm also a total faggot. I mean, what? Fucking hackers.

Hey, there's this video you need to watch. Think of this as "Songs Part IV". Warning -- some of you will not consider this music.

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I also did some voices from an acquaintance's webshow. No, you haven't heard of it. No it's not popular. No, it's not good -- I'm in it, why would you ask that? Lol. It's still fun though. If you want to watch, PM me.

Oh, and apparently I was cast as like 5 characters in Acelister's "Transformers Abridged" movie, based on the 1986 animated one. Can't wait until we get started.

I also burned my arm. Damn you KFC I hate you go die.

Last. I haven't made a list in a LONG TIME. We're overdue. So, I present to the faithful -- eighteen classics.

Albums for Guys Night Out
AC/DC -- Highway to Hell
Aerosmith -- Rocks
Beastie Boys -- Licensed to Ill
Blur -- Parklife
Judas Priest -- British Steel
Kiss -- Alive!
Oasis -- Definitely Maybe
AC/DC -- Back in Black
Red Hot Chili Peppers -- Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Van Halen - Van Halen
Bee Gees -- Saturday Night Fever
Beastie Boys -- Paul's Boutique
House of Pain -- House of Pain
Jay-Z -- The Blueprint
Led Zeppelin -- Led Zeppelin III
The Rolling Stones -- Let it Bleed
Oasis -- (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Beastie Boys -- Check Your Head
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....oh yeah. I'm married. Here's my beautiful bride.

Smell ya later.

So I'm sitting here, staring at my userpage. And I'm thinking, it needs something. A banner across the top.

Is anyone kind enough to want to make one for me?

How many girl-power anthems are this fun, this catchy?

Dollhouse -- Priscilla Renea

Also. Embedding removed by request. Ugh.

Okay, I did this a while ago. 2 days ago, 2 days after Ladybird Girl.

Another Pillows cover called "Hybrid Rainbow".

Spread the word!

Also, 3 things.

1. Could anyone make an icon for either this OR Ladybird Girl?

2. I thought it cool that songstowearpantsto.com thought so highly of Hybrid Rainbow. I think I'll simply post what he said.

* Hey I liked this one even more than the last. That steady chugging guitar rhythm, and the lo-fi-ness of the recording, makes me think of Beach Boys or very early Beatles.

* Lead guitar does some interesting stuff in the instrumental section.

* I don't really know the Pillows but this is a pretty cool recording.

3. Lol Ladybird Girl is the highest rated pop song in the audio portal. Awesome.